I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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