It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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