Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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