Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she peed on how many people?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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