Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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