hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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