How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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