girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
only you would photoshop your dick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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