dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize