"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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