Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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