im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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