i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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