I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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