i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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