So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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