Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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