oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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