The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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