He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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