It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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