Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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