Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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