Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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