Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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