like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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