He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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