I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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