Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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