I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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