I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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