Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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