I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
