Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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