THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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