She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
i out mim tonsoeep
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