What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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