but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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