Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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