she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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