Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Randomize
