We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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