Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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