Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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