Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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