Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i was born a porn star she said
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
