Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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