My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
