I am puke
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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