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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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