a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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