Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
