Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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