You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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